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Secretly, I want to be either a rock star or a comedian.  However, I have a terrible voice (thanks to my parents) and I am not that funny.  So I currently work in the restaurant industry where I have been operating numerous places ranging from seafood, French/Thai, Mexican and American cuisine.  I am married to Karen who also has no sense of humor and I have a daughter named Sophia who will not stop talking, just like her mother .

Greatest Basketball Game ever:
http://youtube.com/w/Illinois-Vs-Arizona?v=WYAw3-2w0vQ&search=illinois
Enjoy

Friends' activity Friends: 5

Weird Al To Release Songs As He Records Them
Comment by michael - 10/04/2008
Pocketed by (2): Matt, thattalldude
Slashdot - (3)

Comments: 3

  1. Weird Al rules. here's a link to his announcement... http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=90827837&blogID=437292861 - Matt   - 10/03/2008
  2. he's still around? - michael   - 10/04/2008
  3. indeed... please tell me you heard "White and Nerdy" when "Ridin' Dirty" was popular? hehehe in case you didn't... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw there. - Matt   - 10/04/2008

Brett Favre: Starting Quarterback For...The New York Jets [Brett Favre]
Comment by michael - 08/10/2008
Deadspin - (6)

Comments: 11

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  1. Dave, for the past few years, he has held the Packers hostage with his ego driven acts. Either you are going to play or not. He wanted out. He was unhappy because the Packers did not bring in "his" players ie Moss. Yes, Montana will always go down as a 49er ( I was at his last game as a pro, Go PHINS ) like Farve a Packer, but Farve wanted out. That is why he unretired!!! and retired in the first place.

    Bottom line, Farve's a Jerk, Hall of Fame or not.
    - michael   - 08/10/2008
  2. I've always thought Farve was a jerk. A whiney butt jerk. He had a good thing, even in retirement, and blew it. He should have thought long and hard before he committed to "retiring" and then "coming out of retirement". He sure doesn't think he will usurp the QB's that have worked hard and be a starter. He's fortunate some team 'took pity' on him and is giving him another chance.
    Stupe.
    - kathy   - 08/10/2008
  3. All I know is, If someone offered me 20 mill to stay home, that would be the easiest decision in my life.... - Lee   - 08/11/2008

Headline Of The Week Weak
Comment by michael - 08/10/2008
PerezHilton - (5)

Comments: 1

  1. The police always ruin the fun - michael   - 08/10/2008

When Technology Becomes Art: Photography of the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies [Olympics Pictures]
Comment by michael - 08/09/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 3

  1. It was very cool. Glad I saw it. - michael   - 08/09/2008
  2. Agreed. It was great to watch. Although, I turned it off once all the countries started filing in. That's just a brutal process. Slow, boring, and never feels like it's going to end. - Dave   - 08/09/2008
  3. it was pretty good. the 'brute force' approach to problem solving was very interesting to watch. - MageThufer   - 08/09/2008

Anonymous Semi-Nudist Colony
Comment by michael - 08/06/2008
Urban Prankster - (1)

Comments: 2

  1. I know I haven't left a message in awhile, but this is too funny to pass up. A semi-nudist colony, and people joined. ONLY IN AMERICA - michael   - 08/06/2008
  2. that's hilarious. never heard of this guy.

    person c, that's person a. person b, person c.
    - Dave   - 08/06/2008

Wanted: Kool-Aid Man
Comment by michael - 07/09/2008
Urban Prankster - (1)

Comments: 2

  1. let me know if you find him - michael   - 07/09/2008
  2. ooooohhhhhh yeah! - Lee   - 07/10/2008

Important News! Kathy Griffin Never Slept With Steve Wozniak [Steve Wozniak]
Comment by michael - 07/08/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 5

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  1. what if Zach Galifianakis and Zach Galifianakis had a baby? I think that would be the funniest person on earth... - Matt   - 07/07/2008
  2. Lee, first, Dane Cook is not funny!!!! We all agree on that. However, Kathy Griffin, she does have a real show and an Emmy. Whereas I may not get all the jokes, this can be easily explained. I have a Y chromosome, making it nearly impossible to get all the jokes. I assume Lee you are in the same predicament as I am. - michael   - 07/08/2008
  3. i have millions of Y chromosomes... therefore i don't get any of the jokes... - Matt   - 07/09/2008

How I Survived a Japanese Game Show: So Far, Lame But With a Touch of Gadget [Japanese TV Show Not Really]
Comment by michael - 07/08/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 7

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  1. what channel is banzuke on. Never heard of it. - michael   - 07/08/2008
  2. Or Ninja Warrior. - michael   - 07/08/2008
  3. Channel 354 for you. It's on in the evening. - Dave   - 07/08/2008

Ten Million Pixel Comcast Display Wows Viewers With Un-throttled Ultra HD Video [Monster HDTV]
Comment by michael - 07/04/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 1

  1. WOW. I want one for my home theater - michael   - 07/04/2008

Pop A Squat Anywhere, Anytime With Environmentally-Friendly Shit Box [Shit Box]
Comment by michael - 07/04/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 1

  1. As if everyone was truly going GREEN - michael   - 07/04/2008

New Coaster Doesn't Screw Around, Features 97 Degree Drop [Terror]
Comment by michael - 06/15/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 3

  1. Who wants to meet me in Hershey PA?

    That looks cool
    - michael   - 06/15/2008
  2. Similar looking to a ride at Six Flags in New Jersey. I'm down. - Dave   - 06/15/2008
  3. this looks like the must fun we have has since the http://www.shyftr.com/item/?id=4387720 visit we took a few months back. hehehehe i am too old for this crap! - MageThufer   - 06/15/2008

iPhone 3G announced
Comment by michael - 06/09/2008
TUAW - The Unofficial Apple Weblog - (4)

Comments: 6

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  1. @michael - how about 4G... and Video, for starters. - Matt   - 06/09/2008
  2. Video!!!!!!!!! - Dave   - 06/09/2008
  3. sweet phone...I look foward to not buying it. - Lee   - 06/10/2008

Celebrity Wrestling All Fun Until Dustin Diamond Gets Hurt, And Then It's Fucking Hilarious [The End Of Ideas]
Comment by michael - 06/08/2008
Gawker - (1)

Comments: 4

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  1. I can use a good chuckle. The deal breaker is - you won't find me watching the Country Music Channel. Just not going to happen. - Dave   - 06/08/2008
  2. With all the smack talk the Screetch did during Celebrity Fit Club it will be refreshing to see him get body slammed. *note* I am finagled into watching this stuff by Sarah not by choice... but when all is said and done, you can't help but pick the ones you most want to see get injured. I pick Screetch. - Matt   - 06/10/2008
  3. no way matt...screech is gonna lay the wood to these d-listers...just like when he whooped up Horseshack on the Celebrity Boxing thing.... - Lee   - 06/10/2008

AP: Obama Is Nominee
Comment by michael - 06/08/2008
FOXNews.com - (1)

Comments: 20

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  1. The fact that 40 years ago a black muslim would have never stood a chance in hell of becoming president has shown that your fellow "countrymen" have somewhat evolved...theres always gonna be ignorant people who judge based on color and creed and whatnot, but I refuse to give in to them...they will continue to remain the butt of my jokes... - Lee   - 06/06/2008
  2. but... he's not muslim. (a muslim probably had a better chance 40 years ago than now... ) - Matt   - 06/06/2008
  3. lee, that was funny - michael   - 06/08/2008

Red Band Trailer for 'Step Brothers'
Comment by michael - 05/28/2008
Cinematical - (8)

Comments: 2

  1. This may be good. - michael   - 05/28/2008
  2. Could be...I believe Judd Apatow is involved somehow (hes the dude who wrote 40 yearold Virgin and Knocked up)...he also co-wrote that new Sandler movie "dont mess with the Zohan".....plus, its got Will Ferrell, so that alone warrants consideration... - Lee   - 05/29/2008

Hanna-Barbera Theatre 1
Comment by michael - 05/26/2008
Albino Blacksheep - (1)

Comments: 1

  1. Quentin Terrantino as Mr. Slate is priceless. - michael   - 05/26/2008

Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Angela
Comment by michael - 05/26/2008
Kissing Suzy Kolber - (3)

Comments: 1

  1. She used to work for me. For real - michael   - 05/26/2008

iPhone line forms at Apple's flagship for absolutely no reason
Comment by michael - 05/26/2008
Engadget - (19)

Comments: 3

  1. Could this be improve anywhere? - michael   - 05/22/2008
  2. I want an iPhone (sort of). But strapped to my BlackBerry at work... which they pay for... why would I switch? I'd have to pay on my own, switch networks (if not numbers) and... nah. Dang. - louisgray   - 05/24/2008
  3. you could keep your own phone number, but I would keep the blackberry if they are paying. I needed to switch carriers and it was less expensive to get an iphone. It may be the best phone I have ever had. However, I was much quicker texting on the pearl. - michael   - 05/26/2008

There are no tropical cyclones at this time.
Comment by michael - 05/25/2008
National Hurricane Center (Atlantic) - (2)

Comments: 1

  1. YES. This is great news - michael   - 05/25/2008

The Future of Aviation Isn't Coming Soon Enough [Futuremodo]
Comment by michael - 05/25/2008
Gizmodo - (4)

Comments: 2

  1. Now thats cool!!!!!! - michael   - 05/25/2008
  2. Yeah it is... I really hate flying but for some reason I'm aching to be taken up into the sky by that! Very cool. - Matt   - 05/28/2008

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